Not Your Sweetie

Letter to the editor:
Bush jailbirds,
A new game show, It's time to play.... " Guess which Bush is in jail". Is it granddaddy Prescott Bush for illegally trading with the Nazis during WW11 ? Is it daddy Bush for selling weapons to terroists ? Is it unelected president G W Herbert Hoover Bush for his vandalism and drunk driving convictions ? Is it Laura Bush for killing her ex-boyfriend ?
Is it Jenna or Barbara Bush, the Tequilla Twins, for their numerous alcohol arrests and convictions ? Is it Jeb Bush's wife, Columba, for smuggling ? Is it Jeb's son, George P. Bush, for stalking an ex-girlfriend and vandalizing her house ? Is it Jeb's other son for statutory rape and commintting illegal sex acts with a minor?
No, It's Jeb's daughter Noelle, for using illegal drugs.
Bush. A family riddled with numerous repeated arrests, substance abusing convicted criminals and ex-convict jailbirds. Fact. An indisputable irrefutable fact.
Kevin Cunningham