Not Your Sweetie

Noelle Bush Caught with Crack-Cocaine Again

For the the third time in a few months, Jeb is asking the press to respect his family's privacy - I bet he'll get it too. Any other candidate not named Bush would have quit the race by now. But the royal family is getting away with it and I bet they'll slap Noelle's wrist very, very, very hard this time! Character counts, indeed! (votes, unfortunately, don't)