Not Your Sweetie

Posted on DU (re: avoiding Liberal media - Gore media):


49. I could do it. Here's how I'd start
None of this seasoned, reasoned, we'll-beat'em-with-our-ideas crap. You wanna win? You throw punches.
"Bill O'Reilly wants you to shut up. Of course he does, he doesn't want everyone to know how dishonest he is. What a wimp. 'Stop hurting me, stop hurting me...turn off that mike, get out of my studio....' If he can't stand the heat he should get out of the kitchen. Even Stuart Smally kicks his butt. We know a liar when we hear one.
Hannity could bore the dead. Watch out Sean baby, Hillary's comin' to get ya!!! Someone give this guy a new ex-president to play with.
Let's see? How many bombs did tough-guy Bush drop on Afghanistan prior to 9/11? None. How many convictions did Ashcroft secure for 9/11? None. (They DID get Taliban John though. Whew...)
What was Bush doing in the fighter jet YOUR tax dollars bought, in that ridiculous get-up, when the Texas Air National Guard had BARRED HIM from flying because he was a afraid of a drug test??? No wonder Rushbo is such a Bush supporter...
How many terrorists do you think we could have caught if Newt Gingrich and Trent Lott and Tom Delay and Ken Starr weren't fixated on Bill Clinton's pecker? That was $70 million of sleeper cells laughing at us. Are you happy Scaife? Are you happy helmet-hair? Newt? How many wives did you leave last week?
How many convicted felons in Clinton's administration? None. How many in Bush's? Three. All appointments, too. Bush knows talent when he sees it.
How many indictments in Clinton's administration? 1 (overturned)
How many in Reagan's? 136
Who gets the airport named after him?
Clinton won elections the old fashioned way - by getting more votes. Who remembers that?
It took a Rhodes Scholar and 8 years to fix the mess that Ronald Reagan left us, despite a Congress that investigated every deposit slip and signature the guy laid down for the past twenty years, and it took a rich-kid Connecticut Cowboy, who's never even gotten a job on his own talents in his entire life, six months to screw it all up again. This is a guy who couldn't find oil in Texas, campers. Reminds me of the local brat that blows his allowance in one day and them blames his sister. Truth hurts, don't it????
Welcome to The Bottom Line, campers. Notice served to Hannity and Rush (now we know where you got that name), Mike "Ocscar Meyer Weiner" Savage and Bill NotReally.
This'll leave a mark."
I could do this.