Not Your Sweetie

ISLAMABAD, April 5 (News Agencies) - A Pakistani newspaper Saturday, April 5, published what
could be described as the Americans’ way of “liberating the Iraqis”.
Under the title “Top Ten”, the Friday Times, published the 10 ways - supposedly adopted by
Washington - to “win the hearts of the Iraqi people”, written by a female writer referred to as
“Ayeda”.
The ways were put down from 10 to 1. 
10. Bomb them… 
9. Bomb them and tell them that you didn’t do it… 
8. Bomb them and tell them that they did it to themselves… 
7. Bomb them and tell them that you are really sorry… 
6. Bomb them and blame it on their leaders…
5. Bomb them and then throw food at them… 
4. Starve them… 
3. Cut off their water… 
2. Bomb them and then go on their radio and tell them you have come to ‘liberate’ them… 
1. Bomb them and then call them terrorists