Not Your Sweetie

Norman Mailer wrote to Dennis Miller
 Reprinted from 5/8 Wall Street Journal

 Dear Dennis,

 Just because the two big guys who flanked you on Monday Night Football took away your balls
 and left you with a giggle in replacement doesn't mean you have to suck up to The Wall Street Journal.
 But thanks for appreciating my fine use of "keen."

 Keen up, then, to my piece and read it again without panic.
 You're too good to become squalid and kiss-ass for so little.

 Cheers, blessings,

 Norman Mailer