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Bush on Economy: 'Saddam must be overthrown'

WASHINGTON, DC—Amid growing concerns about the faltering stock market and
deepening recession, President Bush vowed to tackle the nation's economic woes
head-on Tuesday, assuring the American people that he "will not rest" until Saddam
Hussein is removed from power."

OK, it's the Onion, but once again, they got it.