Not Your Sweetie

The Onion: bush Orders Iraq To Disarm Before Start of War

Washington, DC- president bush ordered Iraq to fully dismantle its military operation before US
begins its invasion next week. snip
bush said during his weekly radio address: "This madman has every intention of firing back at
our troops when we attack his country" bush warned the Iraqi dictator to "lay down his weapons
and enter battle unarmed or suffer the consequences"