Not Your Sweetie

Rutland Anthem:

We're much better than you are,
We're much bigger than you.
We're much stronger than you are,
Our god is much bigger, too.
We've got more money than you do,
Our women have bigger tits.
We're much better than you are,
You're just a nation of shits.


We are better than you are
We are rougher than you
We are butcher than you
We are prouder than you are
Our boys are better hung too
If you stand in our way
We'll be more pissed than you are
And we'll just blow you away

Eric Idle on Bill Maher
He prefaced the song with saying that the Rutland isles support us in our hour of greed - ugh - need. They support us in our war against - whomever, really, as long as the money comes in. They also request a no fly zone, a no wasp zone and a no bees zone. At the end he repeated the first stanza with the audience's help. Some were singing, some laugbing nervously, some had their jaws to the floor. Priceless!
He mentioned Prozac, the bipolar bears (depressed from watching too much Faux news).
Maher told him at the end to come and insult us again, any time.