Not Your Sweetie

The Simpsons (posted on BC Forum by Onehandle):

Krusty ran for Congress as a Republican.

At the Republican HQ they were going over their plans to rename
everything(else) after Reagan.

During a Faux Newscast, the news-crawler read "Do Democrats Cause
Cancer". In the Fox debate, the Democrat had devil horns
superimposed on his head and a Soviet flag placed in the background.
The faux moderator referred to Krusty as "Congressman" and cut off
the Democrat with a Krusty commercial. When the Democrat
complained, the faux moderator said: "What an adulterous thing to
say".


"Fox News, your source for evil."

From the News-Crawler:

92% of democrats are gay
rupert murdoch: exceptional dancer
jfk posthumously joins republican party
oil slicks keep seals young, supple

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