Not Your Sweetie

Are for Cars, Not California Governors
   by Bill Maher


  Excerpt:
 Here's why the economy turned: The dot-com bubble burst. (Obviously on the orders of Gray Davis.)
 The airline industry collapsed. (Just as Gray Davis planned.) We fought two wars. (Playing right into Gray Davis' hands.)
 And Dick Cheney's friends at Enron "gamed" the energy market and ripped off the state for billions.

 So you can see the problem: Gray Davis.

 And the obvious solution: A Viennese weightlifter. Arnold Schwarzenegger. Finally, a candidate
 who can explain the Bush administration's positions on civil liberties in the original German.