Not Your Sweetie

Mark Morford:

== Hey Suckers Suck My Bogus Suckwad War Ha Ha Suckers Whee ==

Pleading for patience, Shrub said the US will "have to remain tough" in
Iraq despite attacks on U.S. soldiers that killed at least two more
Americans on Thursday, for a grand total of 70 U.S. soldiers killed
*after* ShrubCo declared the war essentially over, isn't that nice, oh
you simpering jackass. A group of arms control experts accused the
administration of misrepresenting intelligence information to justify
the war. "It's going take more than 90 to 100 days for people to
recognize the great joys of freedom and the responsibilities that come
with freedom," Bush actually mumbled, as the universe somehow
restrained itself from striking him dead on the spot with seventeen
bolts of lightning and a very well-placed meteor. "It's very important
for us to stay the course, and we will stay the course." Translation:
We lied about everything, you know we lied about everything, we don't
really give a damn that you know we lied about everything, and we're
gonna stay in Iraq for years in not decades because my goddamn
petrochem and military and political cronies are positively orgasming
over the newfound power and money to be made at your expense so please
just shut the hell up about all the flagrant lying and the fraud and
the utter ass-polishing shamelessness with which we are gutting this
nation, OK?