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Satire: Sharpie Takes Blame for Flag Desecration
Posted by spatula on Jul. 28, 2003
(22 comments from readers)
The company that manufactures Sharpie permanent markers has
stepped forward to take the blame for Bush's flag desecration...

Sanford, a division of Newell Rubbermaid, maker of
the Sharpie™ permanent marker has stepped
forward to take the heat for Bush's recent flag
desecration. Pictured to the right you can see Bush
using a Sharpie™ to pen his signature over the
stars and bars in a display of supreme arrogance.