Not Your Sweetie

"Are you Secretly in Control?" (Conan to Gore); "We'll Nuke you!" Coup Anniversary


Conan: "You said they should fire their economic team, soon after they fired
their economic team. You said Lott should apologize, hours later Lott
apologizes. Are you secretly in control?"
Gore: "Yes, its a secret arrangement. The control actually goes through the
news media"

Meanwhile, back at the ranch, news of Lott's past racism comes fast and furious (defending Bob Jones University right to prohibit interracial dating - "Racial discrimination is not always against public policy"). Eventually, even Jr(not a moron) had to align himself with the public outcry and condemn the remarks. Of course, he did not ask for his resignation, that is reserved for people who call HIM a moron (or Hitler, or other stuff).

Bush* threatens to nuke the planet (in the Iraq area) and makes the cover of NY Post (I nearly dropped my eggs in the supermarket when I saw it).

This day in 2000 the Supreme court hijacked a national election, installing not-a-moron in the White House. Recession, terrorism and war followed naturally, as civil rights are going the dinosaur way. Happy Anniversary! :-(