Not Your Sweetie

New York Times: Squirrel in Gore's Yard Convinced he won't run (DU-er Left Hander)

NEW YORK - A grey squirrel that has lived in a tree in former Vice President Al
Gore's front yard for three years is "not going to run in 04". The declararion came
after the squirrel noticed in increase in bird seed spillage around the bird feeder.
"When that happens..." the squirrel who wished not to identified "there is know way
in hell that who ever lives in this house is going to run for president."