Not Your Sweetie

The Daily News published my Trifecta Letter of 11/8/02 on 11/14/02!

No one called or anything, someone who read it just told me. Here's the letter again:

Now that Mr. Bush got his trifecta - all branches of government in his hands - I
trust that
everything will be right with the world.
Without the Democratic gridlock the economy will pick up and the budget will be
balanced
again.
Now that Clinton is no longer corrupting the business world with his personal
example, I trust
that ethics will reign, the corporate malfeance (sic) will be history and Ken Lay
and his friends
will be brought to justice.
Now that the unpatriotic Democrats can no longer sabotage Homeland Security I
trust Osama
Bin Ladin and the anthrax mailer will be finally caught.
Now that the 90's binges are over the market will go up and all the candidates
who promised
they won't privatize Social Security will keep their word.
And you, the liberal media will report each and every one of these miracles.