Not Your Sweetie

Truth is Unpatriotic!

So went the self-confessed "non-partisan" letters to Chicago Tribune complaining about a page one UNRETOUCHED photo of the fearless leader acting like an asshole in the company of Kofi Anan. Embracing his few dozen "patriots", the columnist still made a shocking admission:
"it amounted to a Page 1
editorial in which George W. Bush was being labeled an idiot and a clown,
unsuited to the presidency.

There may be a place for that in the newspaper, but it's not Page 1.