Not Your Sweetie

Dean in ME:

Ladies and Gentlemen
I have gathered you from both sides at this table to reach an agreement. It's time for peace and unity. It's time to get past religion, history, territory squables and private grudges. You all need to think of your children instead! So, let's move on, drink some whiskey and eat this great Virginia ham together and be friends"
Inspired by Drudge's headline: Dean to the South: "Don't vote based on Guns,Religion or the gay issue"
DU-er improvement:
"Let's do the Christian thing and make peace"