Not Your Sweetie

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by aztsmom (aztsmom at forclark dot com) on 07/09/2004 01:52:18 PM EST

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Got this from a fellow Clark supporter here in AZ this AM...too good not to post...
"Five surgeons are discussing who makes the best patients to operate
on.
The first surgeon says, "I like to see accountants on my operating
table because when you open them up, everything inside  is numbered."
The second responds, "Yeah, but you should try electricians!
Everything inside them is color coded."
The third surgeon says, "No, I really think librarians are the best.
 Everything inside is in alphabetical order."
The fourth surgeon chimes in: "You know, I like construction
 workers.Those guys always understand when you have a few parts left over at the end, and when the job takes longer than you said it would."
But the fifth surgeon shut them all up when he observed:  "You're
  all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on.  There's no guts,no heart, no balls, no brains and no spine,  and the head and the ass are
  interchangeable."
This is about the best explanation I've seen regarding WHY General Clark was unsuccessful this spring: he has GUTS, HEART, ...., BRAINS AND SPINE...with NO INTERCHANGEABLE parts!!