Not Your Sweetie

Forthe Crime of Having Chemical Weapons, We'll Attack Iraq with... Chemical Weapons

"
Strange, then, to see one of COW's biggest bovines--Pentagon warlord
Donald
"Squinty" Rumsfeld--informing the dazed and docile rubberstamps of
Congress of
his intention to assault Iraq with, er, chemical weapons.

Rumsfeld told Congress he has asked COW head George W. Bush to sign a
special
waiver allowing American forces to use biochemical weapons against
Iraqi troops
and civilians in the upcoming stampede into Iraq, UPI reports. What's
more, the
COW chemicals would be launched unilaterally, as part of the standard
Rules of
Engagement--and not merely in retaliation for an attack with similar
weapons by
Saddam.