Not Your Sweetie

Saddam Enrages Bush With Full Compliance
WASHINGTON, DC—President Bush expressed frustration and anger Monday over a
U.N. report stating that Iraqi president Saddam Hussein is now fully complying with
weapons inspections. "Enough is enough," a determined Bush told reporters. "We are
not fooled by Saddam's devious attempts to sway world opinion by doing everything
the U.N. asked him to do. We will not be intimidated into backing down and, if we have
any say in the matter, neither will Saddam." Bush added that any further Iraqi attempt
to meet the demands of the U.N. or U.S. will be regarded as "an act of war."

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