Not Your Sweetie

He Will Be Remembered as an Asshole
Ben Tripp muses over Bush*'s legacy


"Another first: George will be remembered for reversing the outcome of
both the
Civil War and the Civil Rights movement. He will be remembered for
mixing Church
and State: his invisible cloud superhero and your tax dollars,
together at last. He
will be remembered for nose-diving the economy from a great height.
For record
deficits and massive bureaucratic expansion- he'll knock Reagan off
the charts. For
50 bankrupt states. He will be remembered for turning his back on
treaties. For
insulting great nations. For calling the leader of Russia 'Pooty
Poot'. For oppressing
the weak and unleashing the mighty upon them. For eviscerating the
Bill of Rights,
and for secret detentions. For ignoring the desperate environmental
crisis which
grips the globe like a gut-spasming case of Montezuma's Revenge. For
slipping the
government's unclean fingers back into the womb of every woman in
America. For
stealing the election of 2000. For rigging the election of 2002, and
probably for
canceling the election of 2004. ..."