Not Your Sweetie

Bush
accuses Saddam Of Hiding One Million U.S. Jobs by Andy Borowitz

Warns Iraqi Strongman: Make Stock Market Go Back Up, Or Else



“We have intelligence information indicating that Saddam has hidden these jobs in
so-called ‘dual use’ facilities, out of the reach of U.N. inspectors,” Mr. Bush said.

In another statement on the economy, Mr. Bush said that over the last two years
Saddam
Hussein had systematically made the stock market go down and demanded that the Iraqi
strongman "make it go back up to where it used to be -- or face the consequences."