Not Your Sweetie

UCLA Bruin Republicans To Hold Affirmative Action Bake Sale


In an effort to educate UCLA students on the hypocrisy of affirmative
action, an issue currently on the Supreme Court docket with the Michigan
case, the UCLA Bruin Republicans will be holding an Affirmative Action
Bake Sale at the bottom of Bruin Walk, Monday, February 3, 2003 from 9
am to 3 pm.


The Bruin Republicans will be selling cookies from Diddy Riese, a
Westwood favorite, under the following price structure:
Black, Hispanic and American Indian Females: 25 cents
Black, Hispanic and American Indian Males: 50 cents
White Females: $1.00
White Males and All Asian-Americans: $2.00


Staffing the Bruin Republicans' table on Bruin Walk will be members
playing the following roles: "The Man," "The White Oppressor," "The
Self-Hating Hispanic Race Traitor," "Uncle Tom," and a special
"Admissions Officer" who will be in charge of determining each
customer's race, gender, and general level of oppression.