Not Your Sweetie

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by Ocelot on 03/16/2004 04:13:38 PM EST

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#89  ...as long as nobody notices his big 'ol MOLE.  I just can't help thinking (laughing) about the notion of Edwards stalking Kerry like a love-lorn high school kid. Bumps into him all over the place, says "Hiiiii, John!" (huge smile, bats eyelashes). Writes "John Kerry John Kerry John Kerry" all over his notebooks (Day Timer? Palm Pilot?). Asks all his friends, "Do you think he really likes me? He, like, smiled at me the other day!"  Threatens to claw that slut Wes Clark's eyes out.