Not Your Sweetie

Faun_Otter Thu Mar-11-04 04:53 AM
Member since May 02nd 2002
846 posts "The apology speech"


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"Ladies and gentlemen, I stand before you today a humble candidate for office and find myself needing to offer you an apology for the tone of this electoral campaign. So I will say it - I am truly sorry.
I am truly sorry that the Republicans have lowered their campaign into the gutter with their fake firemen and body parts of the people Bush betrayed through his failures to protect us on September eleven 2001.
I am truly sorry that the Reuplicans are liars who misled our nation with their mendacity on so many issues; Iraq, energy company gouging of consumers, tax cuts for billionaires, the ongoing Bush recession, their efforts to leave every child behind unless they had a trust fund, their exposure of US agents for political revenge, their pillaging of our social security to pay off their rich lobbyists, stonewalling the 9/11 commission, and their lack of any coherent policy to create jobs in America.
I also must offer my apologies for using the word crooked. It means bent or criminal. Some have pointed out that George Bush only has about four convictions and was never charged in connection with his going absent without leave from his military responsibility. Others have noted that Cheney should not be taken as indicative of all Republicans even if his picking of the public pocket through the Halliburton mob is getting ridiculous. Furthermore, the idea that the vote stealers of Diebold should be taken as representative of the entire Republican party would paint the GOP as a crime family and I must withold my judgement regarding that until the congressional commission on vote crimes has reported.
Excuse me, I have just been handed a note. Apparently the Republican party have opposed any studies of the vote crimes. I therefore withdraw my apology on that aspect of their criminal behaviour.
In a show of bipartisanship, I hereby offer to apologise to any Republicans who are not crooks or liars and I will do so personally when and if I ever meet any."
Faun
Who works for Ghegis, Attila and Adolf LLC as the tea room attendant and can vouch for the fact there are no honest Republicans here in the Cayman islands post office box we call our "world headquarters.".