Not Your Sweetie

Thanks Leah! This got me to laugh. I didn't see it til this morning,
a whole day later, but it has put a smile on my face to start the
day. Beckham, the ultimate verbal minimalist. In fact, this would
qualify as Japanese Haiku poetry. That "crap" at the end says it all
for me.

Margie A.


At 10:06 AM -0500 2/26/04, Leah Faerstein wrote:
by beckham
Well, it's come down to a choice of Bland and Blander.
John Doe or John D'oh.
Crap.