Not Your Sweetie

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by josh abrams (JABrams@NOSPAM.gc.cuny.edu) on 02/11/2004 09:21:54 PM EST

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With apologies to Sherwood Shwartz et. al...
Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale,
 A tale of a fateful trip
 That started from this Little Rock,
 And on this CCN.
John H was a mighty sailin' man,
The Gen'ral brave and sure,
The bloggers set sail that day
For a five-month campaign.
 A five-month campaign. [ sound of thunder: crack! ]
The media started ignoring us,
The push polls were fixed.
If not for the courage of the fearless crew,
America would be lost.
America would be lost.
The blog's aground on the shore of this
Uncharted Clarktopos
With Robbed Voter, kbacon too,
Djinniya and Lara,
MonkeyLied, and the rest,
All Here: Clarktopia!
So this is the tale of our bloggers dear,
They're here for a long, long time
They'll have to make the best of things,
It's an uphill climb.
Gert Clark and the Gen'ral too,
Will do their very best,
To make the others comfortable,
In their tropic island nest.
No polls! No Dean! No CNN!
Not a single luxury,
Like Robinson C-ru-soe, it's primitive as can be.
So join us here each day my friends,
 You're sure to get a smile,
 From all the stranded blogging folk,
 Here in Clarktopia.
Enjoy and I'll see you all soon,
josh