Not Your Sweetie

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by Laurie (Laurie at forclark dot com) on 02/13/2004 12:23:49 AM EST

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One last thing before I go tonight to give all you guys a laugh...
My mom had an EEG today, where they stick those electrode things on your head to test brain waves etc. Sometimes it makes you almost faint. So they start asking her the standard questions doctors ask after such things... what year is it (2004, she says)... who's the president? She naturally starts to say "Wesley Clark," then she realizes she doesn't know who she's dealing with here, this doctor with the ability to zap her to kingdom come, or put her in a straitjacket. (This is her mind talking, not mine!)
So she manages to spit it out, as disgusting as it is to say--"George.... Buuuush."
She washed her mouth out, went home, and looked at every picture of the General she could find.